NOVEMBER 6, 2012 - WORMWOOD VALLEY - 08:15, WVSST

The unconcious corpse-like form of Inkley Tolew III Esq. was found along the Wormwood River, just North of Headless Bridge early this morning, At approximately 07:45 local Wormwood Valley Standard Seasonal Time (WVSST).

Local Medical Examiner and Corpseologist Martini St.Claire VonBloodgluck reports he appears to have  suffered what appears to be a sudden malady, likely a curse, but even more likely a stroke or heart atack of the mucus membrane, quite possibly as a result of an over-ingestion of Wormwood Valley Fly Rot or even from the possible glutinous overindulgence of a curious concotion of Cantrip Cantelope.
He is currently in a state of psychosis-induced comma at the Wormwood Valley Health and Rehabilitation Institution.

Donations on his behalf may be made either at the Wormwood Valley Explorers Club and Adventure Supply Store (see Sir Finneus McShrinks for details) or through the communications and inquiries Notification Desk at Wormwood Valley Daily HQ, Wormwood Valley Square.
*Note that to visit the Wormwood Valley Daily HQ Office, may we suggest bringing a torch or light source, ample rope and a map to our current subterranian location. Details on the current status of Subterranian Wormwood Sewer Slugs may be found at the Wormwood Valley Explorers Club and Adventure Supply Store for local sightings and postings which may/may not inhibit direct office visits.

Blackroot and Sassafras petals may be delivered directly to the Wormwood Valley Health and Rehabilitation Institution, room 1313 c/o I.T.3 ESQ.
*Please do not bring Stinkflour or Barrackweed as these may result in immediate cremation and ejection from the premisis per Wormwood County Social Code #12-6-11-1066.

NOTE:
Until further notice, Wormwood Valley Daily  updates and travellougues will be spearheaded by Leonard Hortense Rumpskin, who has a profound knowledge of the Wormwood Valley flora and Fauna, and will be covering all Wormwood Valley Holidays until he retunrs to War Correspondence Coverage in the Westmoor Swamplands.

Thank you.


Virocious Crabapple,
Wormwood Valley Daily asst. Editor, now Acting Sr. Editor Commander In Charge.